This is a conversation between my Girlfriend and I. We’re awesomer than you.
Girlfriend: cool beans, man
Me: Yep, man
Girlfriend: kay, man (islands)
Me: I’m laughing way too hard right now
Girlfriend: that was the goal.
Me: I would hope so I wouldn’t know what other goal you would want
Girlfriend: I was actually hoping those words would come to life and kill your family.guess not.
unless that is why you’re laughing
Me: I knew something related to death would be your answer but sorry that my family wasn’t murdered by the cayman islands.
Although I probably would laugh if that happened.
Girlfriend: balls. Maybe it was bora bora that kills families.
Me: Not sure man. I don’t really keep in contact with murderous islands.
but I hear they throw awesome parties.
Girlfriend: I’ll take you to one of those parties sometime. Let me tell you, they are WILD!
Girlfriend: Well, you see, I went to preschool with a murderous island so they accept me.
Me: Really now? Hm, that explains a lot.
Girlfriend:everyone’s gotta learn to murder somewhere, ya know